A few pics from one of the USO Entertainment tours of military bases in the Middle East

 

Cut-rate pyramid in the middle of nowhere.
 

 

 

This is standing on that pyramid looking out into the vast nothingness of Egypt. Oddly enough, when we climbed into the center chamber of this structure, there was a guy in there asking for change.

 

 

 

Me onstage at the amphitheatre in the ancient city of Ephisus (Turkey). That guy was a terrible crowd, but as you can see, my microphone cord wasn't long enough to work the audience.
   
After the tour, GW congratulated me on doing such a good job for the ole' USof A. As usual, he insisted on meeting at a bar. After a few drinks we couldn't pronouce the words terrorists and nuclear ...we laughed and laughed.

Marty Pollio & George Bush on a drinking binge