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Atheism
is a non-prophet organization.
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If man
evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
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I went
to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'where's the self-help section?'
she said if she told me, it would defeat the whole purpose.
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What
if there were no hypothetical questions?
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If a
deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
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If someone
with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered
a hostage situation?
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Is there
another word for 'synonym'?
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Where
do forest rangers go to 'get away from it all'?
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What
do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
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If a
parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
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Would
a fly without wings be called a 'walk'?
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Why
do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
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If the
police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
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Why
do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
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What
was the best thing before sliced bread?
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One
nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
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Does
the little mermaid wear an algebra?
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Do infants
enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
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How
is it possible to have a civil war?
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If one
synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
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If you
ate both pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
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If you
try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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Whose
cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have 's' in it?
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Why
is it called 'tourist season' if we can't shoot at them?
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Why
is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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If you
spin an oriental man in a circle three times does he become disoriented?
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Can
an atheist get insurance against acts of god?